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weaver-z:weaver-z:weaver-z:weaver-z:I told the hibachi guy to “make me regret being born” when he asked how spicy I wanted my spicy chicken, and he just nodded solemnly. I’ll see you all in ValhallaI’m seeing dead prophets
*Nods solemnly* And unicorns don’t lie
father-pucci: Abdul is the only one in stardust crusaders who is absolutely perfect in every way i mean look at that smile. Look at this man and know perfection.
lemonmeringueart: an Abdul doodle… an Abdoodle
c1efairy: shouttogether: hotfriend: public high school things •naruto kids •kids punching windows •kahoot •"miss…..miss……c'mon" •leaks coming from everywhere •screams from every direction •jeopardy review games•chicken
dexteritysavingthrow: Taako, from the other side of the tavern: MAGNUS IT DOESN’T COUNT AS A NIP SLIP IF YOU JUST TAKE YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING SHIRT OFF
why-bless-your-heart: why-bless-your-heart: Personally I always felt like Hobbits age at roughly the same rate as exceptionally healthy humans and that the reason they don’t come of legal age until 33 is because have you met people in their 20s because
ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings: MIYAMOTO IS GOING TO TELL US WHO BOWSER JR’S MOM IS TOMORROW WE’RE GONNA FIND OUT WHO FUCKED BOWSER I love how he solemnly nods, like he has been burdened with this knowledge for so long
diaryofababygirl: iambabygirllust: diaryofababygirl: Today I am spending some quality time with my butt before we have to get dressed to go places :) You, miss lady, have a Giraffe pillow pet. I haz a unicorn. We need a play date. *Solemn nod* I
aconissa: sherlock gets ill and while john is helping him into bed and he’s loopy on flu medicine he grabs john’s arm and insistently goes “you mustn’t tell john that I want to kiss him very very much. promise me?” and john nods solemnly and